[psychonaut]

Hi all,

nur mal so.... Wie ein einige von euch wissen, mache ich gerade meine privatpilotenlizenz (deshalb habe ich auch momentan etwas wenig Zeit). Da wird man natürlich etwas anfällig für aviation humor. Hier mal ne kleine Kostprobe......

The differences between aeroplanes and women:

Aeroplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Aeroplanes don't get mad if you touch and go.
Aeroplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
Aeroplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Aeroplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
Aeroplanes can be flown any time of the month.
Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws.
Aeroplanes don't care about how many other aeroplanes you have flown before.
Aeroplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Aeroplanes don't mind if you like to look at other aeroplanes.
Aeroplanes don't mind if you buy aeroplane magazines.
Aeroplanes expect to be tied down.
Aeroplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Aeroplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
However, when aeroplanes go quiet, just like women, it's a bad thing.

cu
Psychonaut
                   

[psychonaut]

Rehi,

und hier noch eine witzige story:

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game.
Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the water's edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their heads in unison watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turn around and fly back, the birds turn their heads in the opposite direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match.

Then, the paper reports, "The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguin colony and over fly it. Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins fall over gently onto their backs."


cu
Psychonaut

P.S. das würde ich mal gerne sehen..... :-)